👉 "Earnings today" is like asking someone how much money they made from their coffee shop sales on a whim, but with a side of existential dread. It's the daily grind of calculating what you can squeeze out of your paycheck, minus the caffeine buzz and the occasional existential crisis about whether you're truly making a difference or just another number on a spreadsheet.
Here's an edgy example sentence: "I earned $2.50 today from my attempts to sell existential dread to a herd of cows."
